The Emmers
don't try to teach a pig how to dance.
It only aggravates the pig
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- Mother: My son was just kidnapped and murdered.
- Friend: Well he probably shouldn't of been in the front yard. Kinda like he wanted it if you ask me.
- Man: I've just been diagnosed with brain cancer.
- Friend: Well I think you could of avoided that if you were more careful.
- Woman: My entire family was in one of the planes that crashed into the twin towers on 9/11.
- Friend: Yeah...well did you see what they were wearing?
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