(I am a customer at a bookstore. I’m browsing the teen literature section to see what all the hype is over the Twilight series. A nearby customer sees me paging through one of the books and speaks up excitedly.)
Girl:“I love Twilight!”
Me:“Oh, are you interested in vampire stories?”
Girl:“Absolutely! I love anything to do with vampires! I know about all there is to know about them!”
Me:“You must be a big Bram Stoker fan, then.”
Girl:*quizzical look*“Who is that?”
Me:*puts Twilight down quickly*
Yes this is part 11…
